Yeah so everyone knows about Tenacious D's Tribute song right? Well *renguella and I got obsessed with it a couple of weeks ago, and tonight we got bored... I mean inspired to write a song about the greatest song in the world, so here it goes.
Warning, it contains explicit words. 8D


Failbute
Composers: Arielle aka kanazuchi92, and Nikkie aka renguella


This is the greatest rip off song in the world. . . tribute
Long time ago me and Nikkie here...
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road, in the city.
All of a sudden, we saw a bum with a shiny penny
in front of 7 - 11
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world,
Coz I don’t have an mp3 player (whisperlayer Player Big dick Player)."


Well me and Nikkie,... we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World, (apparently).

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
We were creeped out to see
So we wanted to flee
Away from the bum

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow oooh

Needless to say,
That didn’t make sense
Whip-crack went his soggy bum.
We knew he was going down
He asked us:
"(sobs) What’s in front of my face?"
And we said, "HEY, You hit your face on a rock"
Rock!!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, No
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't be bothered, to search it up on the internet world…
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
Screw The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
But it was the best mother fuckin' song,
The Greatest Song in the world!

Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!
(Mene) (My throat is sore)!
(insert guitar solo here)
If you haven't figured it out yet my friends:
this song doesn't really make any sense at all
you're listening to a random crap!!!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me!
And it’s full of shit too.
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, crap!
Good God, God lovin'
I think the bum is dead but you can't stop me,now.
I'm on fire--
O hallelujah I'm found! Rich mother got a penny from a poor compadre simultaniouslyooh! aaaaah!
All right!
All right!


OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO... Phailure. 8D

(Will have a proper journal entry next time)